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Again, Stop Caring About What Goes On in Bedsby ~endler

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That aren't your own.

Now, to top off this description let's just run through the list of things you cannot do without having like fifty people complain about it:

-Can't have any sexuality other than hetero.
-Can't eat meat/can't be a vegan.
- Can have a religion.
-Can't not have a religion.
-Can't be of whatever political party.
-Can't be on the subject matter of abortion.
-Can't support things that aren't actually hurting anyone.
-Can't have any view on anything what-so-ever.
-Can't have any of the more actual 'I want REAL equal rights' feminist views because of the douchebag females/male feminists who go around screaming that they want more rights for dudes than for chicks.
-And, well, there's a million other things but to round this out we'll focus on the one for this stamp: You just can't have sex.

Period.

I'm a little startled, as always, at how many complaints surround this one thing.

:bulletblack: LE RULES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE:
-ONLY do it after you're married. Doesn't matter if you don't want to take the vows, you have to do it or you're going to hell.
-ONLY do it for when you want babies. Fuck your desire by any pleasure and release of stress through sex. YOU'RE JUST A BABY MAKING MACHINE.
-Naturally, if both parties don't have organs that match up to make babies, you aren't even allowed to be with each other in the first place.
-On that note, people who can't make babies at all shouldn't.
-No damned toys or any fun, JUST BABIES. :iconbabiesplz:
-If you're allergic to condoms/can't take any contraceptives, don't even bother as you will most likely get pregnant and then we'll go on about what a slut you are.
-Oh, wait, all of this is completely thrown to the ground because if you're a woman, you can't have sex period, for having a vagina and enjoying being dominated makes you a weak son of a bitch.

Follow these rules and you will be pure forever.~

Yes, that last one is a real fucking complaint.

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~DyingMarshmallows 6 days ago
DIDN'T YOU KNOW DAT SEX IS FOR BAYBZ ONLY?!!11!
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~Tader-Tot May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot about "can't masturbate."
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~Brisingr-Arget May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
While I agree with most of the arguments, I'm going to have to disagree with what is said about "sex before marriage". Marriage, as explained to me, is a contract. Sex before marriage is not bad in itself, but the contract is meant to ensure fidelity and to help encourage fairness between the spouses and children. Granted, it doesn't always work, but that's why there's annulment. The contract is made null.

That's just my two cents. This is coming from a Catholic, btw.
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~endler May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty interesting view, I have to admit.
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~Brisingr-Arget May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I come from a Catholic predominant country, and study in a Catholic school, but our teachers are actually quite liberal and educated, much to my delight. I also like that they shed light on the Church's many views on such topics as divorce and homosexuality.

BTW, may I ask, are the Christian institutions in the U.S. really that rigid? I've heard stories, but I've never actually seen anything (outside of some TV shows).
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~crazyforchocobos May 25, 2013
It depends some areas are more conservative while others (like my area) tend to be more liberal.

But what you may have heard about would be the extremists.
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~endler May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Huh. Really does sound interesting.

And I'm sorry to say I actually don't know. I live in Canada so I only see things in stories and news.
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~Brisingr-Arget May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh. Well, it's alright. I was genuinely curious and worried.
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~ErikaDaniel98 Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This kind of made me laugh, it seems like a sign a mother would put on a couple's bedroom door handle after a long day of holding their feelings for each other.
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~sunnytheangel Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and one thing.....how's Jesus is made when they said Mary wasnt a virgin if she was pregnant?!?!?
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