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Another Believe it Or Not Stamp by endler Another Believe it Or Not Stamp by endler
"I do not swear to look cool. Or because I think it will help my point. It is nothing more than part of my goddamned vocabulary."

See what I did there? |D
(Wrote it down by the way because for some reason GIMP wouldn't work on speed with me here)

Seriously though. This is another stamp that's sort of in response to others. Specifically ones that say such things as, "I don't need to swear to prove my point," "swearing doesn't make you look cool", and "swearing doesn't help your argument."
...WELL GEE WILLIKCERS. I dun know that! :iconpatrickplz:
Well, first, I rarely swear if I am having a heated discussion, but as you may have noted in my descriptions, I do swear elsewhere's quite, quite often.
They are mere uses of punctuation and...habit. I find it silly saying 'those dang people' rather than 'those damn people', and it is really mere habit.

It's another set of words that I have adopted over the years, no different than other words or lingo I have adopted over the years. And when you get down to it, that's what they are: words.

Hell. Bitch. Fuck. Shit. Crap. I know they're used as EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL :iconmermaidmanplz: words, but to me, they're just like words like 'faggot'. They're words. They are a string of letters on paper and internet, and a string of sounds made by us in real life.
And hell, I don't even use them as insults towards others, so why would I try to be looking cool from them?

I don't see them as words that are any different from any others I use. If someone is uncomfortable with them, I will try my best to tone it down by they are simply habit. They are substitutes for other words, and that's pretty much it.

Why would I even believe I'd look cool with it anyway? Or why would I in my right mind believe that going on an argument with a satchel of f-bombs would help me?

They are. Words. The end.

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totalKaOs9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Why do I swear, you may ask? Because fuck you, that's why.
AnyDifference Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist
"DUN SWEAR!!" Says the 7 year old.
CastleUnderTheMoon Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I love South Park.
AnyDifference Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist
I'm glad someone got the reference.
CJtheEAofMAS Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student General Artist
treat persons in a bad way for swearing, is just stupid
SkinPeela Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
very true
beau-diddly Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't find swearing offensive... I find misusing 'swear' words offensive :iconkakapoplz:

All 'swear' words have a meaning but when people use them as curse words they use them with the wrong meaning...
Like, you wouldn't say...
"That drawing is poo!"
"I don't having sex care!"
"You're such a female dog/ball of chopped liver/crossbred bird of prey!"

Or maybe you would... I won't judge :la:

BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Might I ask what "ball of chopped liver" and "crossbred bird of prey" are meant to mean? I have tried to think of what they could mean, but they seem to have escaped me.
beau-diddly Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A ball of chopped liver is a faggot, and a crossbred bird of prey was once known as a bastard. Welp, I know they're not really swear words but personally I think they're better insults :D
TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bastard could also mean a child born to unmarried parents.

I found out when my mom called me her bastard child, thinking I knew the original meaning. It was awkward for a few minutes while she explained xD
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