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Another Believe it Or Not Stamp by endler Another Believe it Or Not Stamp by endler
"I do not swear to look cool. Or because I think it will help my point. It is nothing more than part of my goddamned vocabulary."

See what I did there? |D
(Wrote it down by the way because for some reason GIMP wouldn't work on speed with me here)

Seriously though. This is another stamp that's sort of in response to others. Specifically ones that say such things as, "I don't need to swear to prove my point," "swearing doesn't make you look cool", and "swearing doesn't help your argument."
...WELL GEE WILLIKCERS. I dun know that! :iconpatrickplz:
Well, first, I rarely swear if I am having a heated discussion, but as you may have noted in my descriptions, I do swear elsewhere's quite, quite often.
They are mere uses of punctuation and...habit. I find it silly saying 'those dang people' rather than 'those damn people', and it is really mere habit.

It's another set of words that I have adopted over the years, no different than other words or lingo I have adopted over the years. And when you get down to it, that's what they are: words.

Hell. Bitch. Fuck. Shit. Crap. I know they're used as EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIL :iconmermaidmanplz: words, but to me, they're just like words like 'faggot'. They're words. They are a string of letters on paper and internet, and a string of sounds made by us in real life.
And hell, I don't even use them as insults towards others, so why would I try to be looking cool from them?

I don't see them as words that are any different from any others I use. If someone is uncomfortable with them, I will try my best to tone it down by they are simply habit. They are substitutes for other words, and that's pretty much it.

Why would I even believe I'd look cool with it anyway? Or why would I in my right mind believe that going on an argument with a satchel of f-bombs would help me?

They are. Words. The end.

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:iconcoconuttydog:
coconuttydog Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Fucking YES.
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:icontotalkaos9:
totalKaOs9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Why do I swear, you may ask? Because fuck you, that's why.
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:iconanydifference:
AnyDifference Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist
"DUN SWEAR!!" Says the 7 year old.
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FA-FUCK!
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:iconcastleunderthemoon:
CastleUnderTheMoon Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I love South Park.
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:iconanydifference:
AnyDifference Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist
I'm glad someone got the reference.
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:iconcjtheeaofmas:
CJtheEAofMAS Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student General Artist
treat persons in a bad way for swearing, is just stupid
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:iconskinpeela:
SkinPeela Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
very true
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:iconbeau-diddly:
beau-diddly Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't find swearing offensive... I find misusing 'swear' words offensive :iconkakapoplz:

All 'swear' words have a meaning but when people use them as curse words they use them with the wrong meaning...
Like, you wouldn't say...
"That drawing is poo!"
"I don't having sex care!"
"You're such a female dog/ball of chopped liver/crossbred bird of prey!"

Or maybe you would... I won't judge :la:

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BlackDiamond874 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Might I ask what "ball of chopped liver" and "crossbred bird of prey" are meant to mean? I have tried to think of what they could mean, but they seem to have escaped me.
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:iconbeau-diddly:
beau-diddly Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A ball of chopped liver is a faggot, and a crossbred bird of prey was once known as a bastard. Welp, I know they're not really swear words but personally I think they're better insults :D
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TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Bastard could also mean a child born to unmarried parents.

I found out when my mom called me her bastard child, thinking I knew the original meaning. It was awkward for a few minutes while she explained xD
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:iconbeau-diddly:
beau-diddly Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep xD Having unmarried parents is the meaning of bastard that has "evolved" from the original falconry meaning :3
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SharpAmethyst Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well fan-fucking-tastic.

:I
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:iconpinkieshyfim:
PinkieShyFIM Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear because I fucking can, I swear because I motherfucking want to use expression when fucking saying something or fucking typing something.
I HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SWEAR MONSTER---> :iconkarkatplz:
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:icontruebluetardis:
TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have been possessed for a fucking long-ass time now.
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:iconcjtheeaofmas:
CJtheEAofMAS Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student General Artist
me too, I  Fucking Love Karkat, and I fucking swear because I motherfucking can !!!
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:iconpinkieshyfim:
PinkieShyFIM Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
FUCK YEA!!!
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:iconcjtheeaofmas:
CJtheEAofMAS Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student General Artist
MoThErFuCkInG yEaH!!!!!
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:iconsinornis:
Sinornis Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Nyan Fuck. :iconkarkatplz:
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS! :iconmegustamuchoplz:
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:iconjessaminediane:
JessamineDiane Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear fucking constantly.
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:iconcheesepuff2:
cheesepuff2 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
:iconwhatyoudidthereplz:
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:iconsilverybeast:
silverybeast Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012   General Artist
All the yes!
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:iconmasterfedora:
masterfedora Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
This, just this. I swear a lot and yeah it's just part of my vocabulary.
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:iconneonparrot:
neonparrot Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I think swear words are fine if they're not overused.
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:iconcanineenthusiast:
canineEnthusiast Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
this video sums up my love about the word fuck [link] <3 it has so many fucking uses!
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:iconendler:
endler Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm only forty seconds in and I love it.
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:iconsilvyneko:
SilvyNeko Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank
you
uvu I think I can rest now that this is out there
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:iconendler:
endler Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I am quite glad about that. v w v
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