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If Gay Marriage Was Allowed by endler If Gay Marriage Was Allowed by endler
...Wait what?

The apocalypse won't come?
The terrorists won't pull down their final attack?
World War 3 won't start?
I won't be effected in any way because I don't know any of these married couples?
Hitler won't come back to life?
God won't kill us all because the homos now are allowed to have papers and two rings?
The homos won't take hold of the rainbows and kill us all? They won't make an army and destroy all us wonderful straight folk because they're all heterophobes?
The balance of life won't come to an end because why the fuck are we acting like if gay people get together that means that every straight person is now gone from the Earth and we cannot repopulate?

Life won't come to an end as we know it because all that will happen is people who just happen to like other people who have the same private parts as them will only be getting married like any other normal person?

That's...THAT'S JUST SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. WORLD WAR Z OBVIOUSLY STARTS, WE HAVE TO FALL INTO A WASTELAND BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS WE DO. THEY'LL SPREAD THEIR AIDS THROUGH THE CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL CHILD MOLESTERS!

Sarcasm time over.
It was only until recent I met people who actually thought this. Guys. Good God the world isn't going to come to an end if gay marriage is allowed in America.

Guess what? Like many other things, we allow gay marriage up to your neighbor at the North, and gueeeess what? We aren't becoming a third world country any time soon. There's no sign of an angry God wanting to stomp on us for letting it happen.

Get your heads out of your asses. Put down the book and go get some fresh air. Try to open up that space between your ears. I know it must be hard because it's filled up with a million bible quotes that made any common sense and any true moral reasoning be pushed way back into the darkest corner of your brain, but I'm sure you guys can do it if you really try.

If you cannot...I hope you guys will be happy still living back in the sixteenth century. Cthulhu speed.~

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:iconinara24:
Inara24 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What will happen?...uhm...I'm guessing people of the same gender will get married just the same as people of opposite genders. .-.
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:iconthepillowwhisper:
ThePillowWhisper Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Well, what happened on June 26 2015 lol
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:icontherealtoothless:
therealtoothless Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  New Deviant
The Earth will shake. Mountains will tremble, seas will rise as God descends from heaven, his voice calling all to attention as he says "It took you guys long enough to understand that love is truly love."
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
not all gay couples involve couples with the same genitals though, trans people can be gay too
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PhoenixAnimations Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
legal in my state
yet no one does it
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Neon-Nightwing Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
I don't mind these people getting married or not. But my family was talking about it, I just said my opinion "I don't mind" Everyone bombarded me with HATE [mostly, just over reacting now] I was shocked about what they thought. I have a friend who is like this. THERE sister is also like this, and also there brother! I don't really care who/what people like. Plus, Gay Marriage isn't even the end of the world? I'm not worried, are you worried?..People should stop worrying about these things and start thinking about there family and friends. PLUS, we should worry about more things..Like the EBOLA spread. I'm not worried about it as much as the next guy, I'd admit, I'm worried about people in Africa right now. People should just live and learn and just live with life and stop being butt-hurt. GAY MARRIAGE IS REAL!

-Snaps 
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AlisatheRaptor13 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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I'm sorry, but I burst into laughter at "The homos won't take hold of the rainbows and kill us all?"
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Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty sure Hilter will back to life. Them homos are pretty good at necromancy. 
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Gives-You-Hugs Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015
I assume this is a joke, but on the off chance that it's not:

Why would gay people want to bring Hitler back to life?  He rounded up and killed a ton of gay people during the holocaust.  Even if they did want Hitler back from the dead, and they had the ability to resurrect people, what part of not being married is stopping them?
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Read your second paragraph and tell me if you're still not sure I'm joking or not. XD
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alex674 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If your precious Hitler and the Nazi zombie army will EVER come back from the dead, we'll be ready thanks to some Nazi zombie shooter games.

Every Jew, every homosexuals, every handicaps, every minority your tyrant has tried to eliminate from the face of the Earth will send your army back to Hell to be burned by Lucifer!

Down with the third Riech and the ignorant Nazi scumbags and their sympathizers!!!

Hail the Democracy and justice and equality for all!!!
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
Homos? 
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Referring to ostriches, of course. 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Cut the sarcasm, what do you mean homos?
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What do you think I mean? 
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:iconkegger98:
Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Homo sapian?Homophone? Can't tell, lots of homos. 
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Remember that thing they taught you in elementary school called "context clues"? Now is the time for you to prove all the tax money went to you wasn't a consummate waste. 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
Fine, I won't play your game. Your referring to homosexuals, because apparently, you either spelling long words or your just lazy. Hate what "African American" would be if you shortened it.
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Nero--Angelo Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no really?
i'm pretty sure that was more after they found out u can't use the bible to stop interracial marriage
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:iconkomatsuzaki-xingqi:
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is irrelevant. 
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Nero--Angelo Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
not really.  alot of the same arguments (namely, "the bible doesn't allow it") are used
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racijane Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
Dude, I'm a Christian and I totally support this! X3
But seriously, Gender doesn't matter, as long as they love each other :D
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DaDude101 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
AIDS cases will sky rocket
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xWishie Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol..
aids happens when you fuck your relative.
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MrGaybharrington Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
Lol! Be hilarious if a war did start :smoking: 99% of the human race  are deluded bunch of cretins. I think people who are homophobic are closet gays. 
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Mistwolf4 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Student Artist
You marry a person because you love them. Not because of you-know-what. I give this 10 stars.
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pokemonsonicgirl123 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And it will reduce overpopulation.
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Margolias-Lulamoon Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
You know, I once saw a cartoon, Drawn Together, that dealt with something like this one episode.

One character, who was a religious fanatic said in all seriousness, that "If gays are allowed to get married, then the institution of marriage would be over! Rivers will run red with blood, Nazis will once again ride on dinosaurs! It will be the end of civilization as we know it!"

Anyway, great stamp.
So, yeah, basically what the most insane fundis think.
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Mossshadow13 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
True and snarkily funny.
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Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nothing out of the ordinary will happen.
I never got the big deal about it. It's marriage, it's not like we're taking over the world or anything.
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eIectraumatic Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WELL, IF YOUS HAS A PENIS DEN YOU BEDDER NOT LOVE A GUY WHO HAS A PENIS BECUZ IT NOT RITE
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LewisSermon Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconlaughingdoctorplz: 
hehheh
good one
if you were joking :iconwthplz:
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eIectraumatic Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was lol
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LewisSermon Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:icondeanrapefaceplz:
good

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:iconsnlckers:
SNlCKERS Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I SERIOUSLY hope you're joking...
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eIectraumatic Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am :3
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TheLovelyVocal Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Reason why they don't allow it is to protect the "sanctity of marriage"

... SERIOUSLY? Half of all the married couples in America are divorced, most hetero couples that live together aren't even MARRIED, and many of those that ARE married are constantly bickering with their "significant other"

If Gay people are allowed to marry, they'll actually APPRECIATE their marriage. This is because they kept pressing on to marry their true loves, despite the haters everywhere.

It's inspirational someone would gothrough all that for love.
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Bruiser235 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah gays will fight and bicker just like straights. Then they'll have their"equality".
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Wishinglove854 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014   Traditional Artist
True.
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PokeDigiTails Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
People think it's an issue to marry someone with the same reproductive organ. THE SAME FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN!!!
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AllhailZigra Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
honestly i could care less about gay marriage, if they want to get married then let them.
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UberWaffle Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry, but

couldn't*

ohgowd i'm sorry but that really annoys me cus if you say "could" you're implying you do care.
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AllhailZigra Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, let me rephrase that so I don't make any accidental grammatical errors. I do not care about gay marriage. I am neither for or against, I just do not care about this kind of stuff. If gays want to get married then more power to them. It's not hurting anybody I don't see why people find this an issue.
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Homssutotuli Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Not only those with same genitals. Gender itself is in brain/identity/heart/soul/what ever you want to call it. Two person who identity themselves as a men or women, even if genitals are different, are still gay couple if they say so.
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Vyanni-Krace-ACE Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like you. You're funny. So, so funny, and true! =^_^=
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DivineNightShade Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Anyone ever think that gay marriage could also improve the economy? If gay marriage is legalized, that means more weddings! So wedding affiliated places (ex. bridal shops, tuxedo shops, flower shops, bakeries, and wedding planning firms, graphic designers) would get more business!
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cerbereth132 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Is there any reason I should vote for gay marriage if I'm not gay?

I mean It doesn't help me does it? Why do so many heterosexuals vote for Gay marriage is it because it is a democratic party line or it there another reason?
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SpongeMuffin Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
That is a really, really silly question. It's called supporting equality. I'm not black but I support all the rights that were given to blacks 50 years ago. I'm not pregnant but I support pregnant women's rights to maternity leave.

Something doesn't have to directly effect you for it to be something you should support. It's simply supporting humanity in general.
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cerbereth132 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Men do not become pregnant, but their wives do, so it is in their best interest for maternity leave to exist so their pregnant wives are not working. This is not equality unless there is also paternity leave in place, but the majority of men understand that men and women are different biologically and thus do not insist on equality in this situation.

Black people are people and thus making it illegal for them to be property in addition to other rights was equality as they now had the same rights as other people.

The fight for gay marriage is called equality maybe because no one is willing to start a campaign against equality, but strictly speaking it isn't equality.

Let's say your a king and you decree that all your commoners are allowed to farm apples, because that is what you feel is most profitable. There is equality in this situation. A few of your peasants however say that they are allergic to apples and want to grow oranges instead. You understand that some of your peasants are different from the others and give them the right to farm oranges instead.

This is much more like the example of accepted inequality in the maternity leave example than the true equality in the black people example in my opinion.
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SpongeMuffin Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Many women are denied maternity leave because pregnancy isn't viewed as something worth taking a vacation for. That's what I meant by equality. Pregnancy isn't respected in the working industry, and many pregnant women suffer from it (or are even fired over it.)

Gays are people and making it illegal for them to have tax breaks, hospital visitations, shared property, etc isn't equality in the least.

I honestly don't see how that analogy has to do with this at all.
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