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If Gay Marriage Was Allowed by endler If Gay Marriage Was Allowed by endler
...Wait what?

The apocalypse won't come?
The terrorists won't pull down their final attack?
World War 3 won't start?
I won't be effected in any way because I don't know any of these married couples?
Hitler won't come back to life?
God won't kill us all because the homos now are allowed to have papers and two rings?
The homos won't take hold of the rainbows and kill us all? They won't make an army and destroy all us wonderful straight folk because they're all heterophobes?
The balance of life won't come to an end because why the fuck are we acting like if gay people get together that means that every straight person is now gone from the Earth and we cannot repopulate?

Life won't come to an end as we know it because all that will happen is people who just happen to like other people who have the same private parts as them will only be getting married like any other normal person?

That's...THAT'S JUST SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. WORLD WAR Z OBVIOUSLY STARTS, WE HAVE TO FALL INTO A WASTELAND BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS WE DO. THEY'LL SPREAD THEIR AIDS THROUGH THE CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL CHILD MOLESTERS!

Sarcasm time over.
It was only until recent I met people who actually thought this. Guys. Good God the world isn't going to come to an end if gay marriage is allowed in America.

Guess what? Like many other things, we allow gay marriage up to your neighbor at the North, and gueeeess what? We aren't becoming a third world country any time soon. There's no sign of an angry God wanting to stomp on us for letting it happen.

Get your heads out of your asses. Put down the book and go get some fresh air. Try to open up that space between your ears. I know it must be hard because it's filled up with a million bible quotes that made any common sense and any true moral reasoning be pushed way back into the darkest corner of your brain, but I'm sure you guys can do it if you really try.

If you cannot...I hope you guys will be happy still living back in the sixteenth century. Cthulhu speed.~

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FlutterBOSS Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty sure Hilter will back to life. Them homos are pretty good at necromancy. 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
Homos? 
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FlutterBOSS Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Referring to ostriches, of course. 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Cut the sarcasm, what do you mean homos?
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FlutterBOSS Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What do you think I mean? 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Homo sapian?Homophone? Can't tell, lots of homos. 
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FlutterBOSS Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Remember that thing they taught you in elementary school called "context clues"? Now is the time for you to prove all the tax money went to you wasn't a consummate waste. 
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Kegger98 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
Fine, I won't play your game. Your referring to homosexuals, because apparently, you either spelling long words or your just lazy. Hate what "African American" would be if you shortened it.
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Nero--Angelo Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no really?
i'm pretty sure that was more after they found out u can't use the bible to stop interracial marriage
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FlutterBOSS Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is irrelevant. 
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